Tech Support
Problem:
Last year I upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new programme began unexpected child processing and took up a lot of space and value resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programmes and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other systems actively. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3 and BeerBash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking of going back to GirlFriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this programme.
Solution:
This is a very common problem men complain about. It is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a ‘UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT’ programme. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. WARNING! DO NOT TRY TO UN-INSTALL. DELETE or PURGE the programme from the system once installed. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive, and valuable system resources. You cannot go back to GirlFriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not configured to do this. Some have tried to install GirlFriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run GirlFrieng 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects GirlFriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs. This can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar shareware products such as Fling and 1 NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume responsibility for all faults and problems that occur. The best course of action is to push Apologise button, then Reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great programme but is very high maintenance. Further suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0 are, a) Run utilities such as TLC and FTD every two weeks; b) Frequently use Communicator 5.0. Happy computing.
- From Newsletter of the Neurological Society of India, November 1999
Jawahar
posted by Jawahar @ 3:58 AM
1 Comments:
No, not a comment from someone else. Its me again. I thought in the sense of fairness we must also appreciate the woman's point of view:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate
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>Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background, that will eventually seize control of all yoursystem resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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